Dena
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Tarot read as a story, not a fortune.

In person in Ocean City, or online from anywhere.

Your first reading is free.

What it costs

Your first reading is free.

Tip what you think it was worth, or tip nothing.

After that, pay what you think it is worth. Thirty dollars is the floor.

Cash or CashApp. Nothing is charged through this site.

  • WHYIf you have never done this before, you should not have to pay to find out whether it is for you.
Model is hers, exactly as she described it. The two WHY lines are mine, drawn from what she said about the gift and the instrument. She should keep them, rewrite them, or cut them.
What this is

A reading is a story about you.

I read the cards and the person in front of me, and I tell you the story that comes out of it. There is a moral in it, and the moral is the part you take home. That is why I call it a reading.

The story

Not a prediction. It is about the situation you are in right now.

The moral

Usually something you already knew and had not said out loud yet.

Boundaries

What I do not do.

Plainly, before you book.

×I do not
  • Tell fortunesI do not do the future, and I will not pretend to.
  • Work as a psychic or mediumDifferent job, different claim. I am not contacting anyone.
  • Read someone who is not hereAsk about another person and you pull them into your energy.
  • Anything meant to harmEver, for any money.
I do
  • Tell you the story you are inRead out loud, from the cards and from you.
  • Keep it about youYour situation with a person, never a reading of that person.
  • Say when I do not knowIf you want something I do not do, I will say so before you pay.
  • Talk any of it throughEvery boundary here is one we can discuss at the table.
The question I get most

“Is he cheating?” I do not tell people if somebody is cheating.

What I can tell you is why you are asking. That is the part worth looking at.

HER WORDS, lightly arranged. Every line here came off the phone. She should read this section first and cut anything that is not exactly how she would say it. The "I do" column is MINE, built as the mirror of her four nots, and she should confirm it.
Who is reading

I am Dena.

I have been reading since 2019.

I think the gift to tell a story comes from God, the same way it does for a musician or an actor. That is all I am doing here, and everyone has something like it.

On the God part

God is God to each religion. If you have no word for it at all, you are still welcome. Nothing here asks you to believe what I believe.

On the witchcraft part

The cards are a tool. I am not summoning anything and I am not divining. The tool helps people hear their own story back.

Dena · portrait

Reading since 2019.

Photograph coming soon

Still needs a photo of her. Everything else in this section is her own words off the phone.
The readings

Pick how long you want to sit.

That is the only choice to make. What it is about is whatever you bring.

Lengths are hers. The names of the two sittings are mine and are the least confident thing on this page, so if she has her own words for them, hers win.
Two ways to sit down

In person, or online.

In Ocean City

Evenings, cards on the table. The address comes with your confirmation.

Ocean City, MDEvenings

Exact spot announced soon

Online, from anywhere

The same reading, by video. You get a link when you book.

VideoAnywhere in the US
The room

Where it happens.

A table and two chairs. Photos are on the way.

The table
The deck
A spread

Photographs coming soon

Booking

Pick a reading, pick a time.

Takes a minute. Confirmation comes by email.

1 · How 2 · Reading 3 · Time 4 · Details

That is booked.

Questions

Before you book.

I am religious and I was told this is a sin.

I understand it and I am not going to argue with anyone's faith. What I will say is that the cards are a tool. I am not summoning anything and I am not telling you your future. The story that comes out is about where you already are, and I believe the gift to tell it comes from God.

I do not believe in any of this.

That is fine and you are still welcome. Plenty of people sit down curious and leave with something useful. Nothing in a reading asks you to believe what I believe.

Do I need to know anything about tarot?

No. Most people who sit down have never had a reading. You bring what is going on, and I do the rest.

Will you tell me what is going to happen?

No. I do not do the future. If that is what you are after, I am the wrong person and I would rather say so before you pay me.

Can I ask about my partner, my ex, my boss?

We can talk about your situation with them. What I will not do is read another person who is not in the room. If you ask about somebody else you pull them into your energy, and I take that seriously.

Is it really free the first time?

Yes. Sit down, we do the reading, and afterwards you tip whatever you thought it was worth. If that is nothing, that is fine and you owe me nothing. After the first one you pay what you think it is worth, with thirty dollars as the floor.

Can you read for my teenager?

Yes, with a parent or guardian arranging it and in the room. I am not going to sit down with somebody's kid without their people knowing about it.

How do I pay you?

Cash, or CashApp. Nothing is taken up front and nothing is charged through this website.

Where in Ocean City?

The exact spot is being finalised and will be announced soon. The address comes with your confirmation once your time is set.

Answers are built from what she said on the phone, in her framing. She still needs to set: cancellation window, deposits, whether she reads for anyone under 18, and which platform the online readings run on.
The list

Get open evenings first.

Occasional emails, nothing else.